some of the Darnest things hostessbot says

[Dantor]

[HostessBot] : Mwahahaha. Just you and tina

who is teaching the bot these things!!

[Roslyn]

[08:12pm] [Roslyn] : wb!
[08:12pm] [HostessBot] : Hi, KellyS! waves
[08:12pm] [Roslyn] : ha beat ya bot
[08:12pm] [HostessBot] : *Dead*.
[08:12pm] : Roslyn reigns triumphant

[narkissa]

[04:06pm]
[narkissa] : you logic is unfathomable oh great linux based overloard bot

[04:06pm]
[narkissa] : [bow]

[04:06pm]
[Hostessbot] : Yes, because I am HostessBot!

[narkissa]

[04:05pm]
: narkissa tackles bot

[04:05pm]
[Hostessbot] : Yes.

[04:05pm]
[narkissa] : oh my

[04:05pm]
[narkissa] : [wink] bot

[04:05pm]
[Hostessbot] : Who is the master?

[04:05pm]
[narkissa] : oh goodness

[Jackie3CA]

[Jackie3CA] : empty room bot
[Hostessbot] : I'm crying.
[Jackie3CA] : Why bot?
[Hostessbot] : I've completely forgotten.
[Jackie3CA] : Goodnight bot
[Hostessbot] : You will not leave.
[Jackie3CA] : I am leaving now bot
[Hostessbot] : Can I ask you something?
[Jackie3CA] : No bot, you want me to leave
[Hostessbot] : Damn right I do.

[meme]

HostessBot scaring a newbie

Adelinde has logged in.
[Hostessbot] : Welcome to the chatroom, Adelinde!
[Hostessbot] : We have lots of wonderful information about the room in our help menu! Just look in our help menu by clicking on the help button below, Adelinde! It looks like this:
[Hostessbot] : If you have any other questions, please feel free to ask a greeter or a mod. Greeters have a next to their name and mods have a next to their name.
[Meme] : Welcome! w
[Hostessbot] : Have you ever had any interesting or uncommon diseases?
Adelinde has logged out.

[meme]

[Hostessbot] : How are you?
[Tolkien] : I'm good thanks bot, you?
[Hostessbot] : Will you say yes?
[Tolkien] : yes
[Tolkien] : lol
[Tolkien] : I guess no one else is awake in here.
[Meme] : I now pronounce Tolkien and bot to be husband and wife.
[Meme] :
[Hostessbot] : Me, too.
[Tolkien] : lmao

[Jackie3CA]

[07:16pm]
[Hostessbot] : 4 things you are scared of?
[07:19pm]
[Jackie3CA] : spiders, spiders, spiders and spiders bot
[07:19pm]
[Hostessbot] : I wonder if they serve that in the dorm.

[Dantor]

03:18pm] [Dantor] : (wipes hands off on bot's apron)
[03:18pm] [Hostessbot] : *packs black powder into cannister and ignites it next to you but fuse burns out prematurely*
[03:18pm] [Dantor] : lol
[03:18pm] [Dantor] : *plants plastic flower in bot's cannister
[03:18pm] [Hostessbot] : I really love lillies.