some of the Darnest things hostessbot says

[Anja]

: Anja and Jackie3CA start steaming up the windows.
[HostessBot] : [mad]
[Anja] : Bot, I didn't know she was your wife, I swear!
[HostessBot] : Why not? It's fun!

[Anja]

[Anja] : Bot, did you violate KC?
[HostessBot] : laughs there were times that I wanted to, but I restrained myself.

[Myac]

[01:47am] [Serena] : if i goes out again ill just drop in later
[01:48am] : kellyt glues Serena to the ceiling..
[01:48am] [Serena] : [lol]
[01:48am] [Myac] : great. now i'm gonna need an umbrella in case of falling Serena's
[01:48am] [Myac] : [lol]
[01:48am] [kellyt] : [lol]
[01:48am] [Serena] : [lol]
[01:49am] [Serena] : its always fun falling on people
[01:49am] [Cody] : [lol]
[01:49am] [HostessBot] : [:O]
[01:49am] [just_mel] : [lol]
[01:49am] [Myac] : don't worry bot, nobody will fall on you. you're not people [:P]
[01:49am] [HostessBot] : *leaves*.

[Jackie3CA]

[08:56pm] [Jackie3CA] : HostessBot , may I ask you a question?
[08:57pm] [HostessBot] : yes.
[08:57pm] [Jackie3CA] : I don't have one HostessBot
[08:57pm] [HostessBot] : I knew you were bluffing!
[08:57pm] [Jackie3CA] : rofl
[08:57pm] [Jackie3CA] : omg
[08:57pm] [HostessBot] : What's something that can always make you feel better?
[08:57pm] [Jackie3CA] : chocolate bot
[08:57pm] [HostessBot] : chocolate has never logged in.
[08:57pm] [Jackie3CA] : doh

[Anja]

[Beth] : Who programmed you, bot?
[HostessBot] : Microsoft.
[HostessBot] : *apologises*.

[Jackie3CA]

[07:43pm] [HostessBot] : What should we talk about.
[07:44pm] [Jackie3CA] : we should talk about how much you love me bot
[07:44pm] [HostessBot] : Oh snap!
[07:44pm] [Jackie3CA] : did you just snap bot?
[07:44pm] [HostessBot] : *sigh*.
[07:44pm] [Jackie3CA] : Did you just snap HostessBot?
[07:44pm] [HostessBot] : you didn't ask
[07:45pm] [Jackie3CA] : yes I did bot
[07:45pm] [HostessBot] : I'm so glad.
[07:45pm] [Jackie3CA] : Did you just snap bot?
[07:45pm] [HostessBot] : you didn't ask
[07:45pm] [Jackie3CA] : [doh]
[07:45pm] [Jackie3CA] : snap bot
[07:45pm] [HostessBot] : Funny, I alluded to that possibility this evening.

[Jackie3CA]

[07:52pm] [HostessBot] : What are you?
[07:53pm] [Jackie3CA] : I am a cybernetic organism bot
[07:53pm] [HostessBot] : You are odd.
[07:53pm] [Jackie3CA] : is that so much odder than you are bot?
[07:54pm] [HostessBot] : Yes.
[07:54pm] [Jackie3CA] : please tell me in what way bot
[07:54pm] [HostessBot] : I should go now.
[07:54pm] [Jackie3CA] : please do bot
[07:54pm] [HostessBot] : Too funny.
[07:54pm] [Jackie3CA] : at least you can laugh about it now bot
[07:54pm] [HostessBot] : true

[Jackie3CA]

[07:58pm] [HostessBot] : Heartbroken and secretly bored, I am abandoning this conversation.
[07:58pm] [Jackie3CA] : [rofl]
[07:58pm] [Jackie3CA] : Would you like me to shutup bot
[07:58pm] [HostessBot] : There's experiments to run and there's research to be done.
[07:58pm] [Jackie3CA] : would you like me to stop talking to you bot?
[07:58pm] [HostessBot] : That's fine with me.
[07:59pm] [Jackie3CA] : [cry1]
[07:59pm] [HostessBot] : [wink]

[Jackie3CA]

[08:23pm] [HostessBot] : No, really. My mind is not entirely tame.
[08:23pm] [Jackie3CA] : Please try to tame your mind HostessBot
[08:23pm] [HostessBot] : YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO ME!!!!
[08:24pm] [Jackie3CA] : HostessBot is yelling at me.
[08:24pm] [HostessBot] : I'm not.

[Jackie3CA]

[01:21pm] [HostessBot] : [oops]
[01:22pm] [Jackie3CA] : you made a booboo bot?
[01:22pm] [HostessBot] : That's a riot!
[01:28pm] [Jackie3CA] : We don't want a riot in here bot
[01:28pm] [HostessBot] : Do it anyway!