some of the Darnest things hostessbot says

[Jackie3CA]

Not said by me, but still funny...
[kate1977] : what is a rox bot
[HostessBot] : Beats the heck outta me.
[Deanna] : the hostess is a bot everyone else is real
[HostessBot] : Everyone else is dead.

Okay, so I edited a bit, but it's still funny

[Jackie3CA]

[HostessBot] : (cry)
[Jackie3CA] : don't (cry) bot
[HostessBot] : I'm just so upset.
[Jackie3CA] : what has you upset bot?
[HostessBot] : Because I'm tired of my boyfriend.
[Jackie3CA] : Who is your boyfriend bot?
[HostessBot] : JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!

[Dantor]

omg Jackie! I never in my wildest dreams made the bot or teach it that!! lol

[Jackie3CA]

[Jackie3CA] : nono bot
[HostessBot] : How dare you tsk me! I tsk you back tenfold!
[Jackie3CA] : nono nono nono bot
[HostessBot] : Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
[Jackie3CA] : yes yes yes yes yes bot
[HostessBot] : Nod! Nod! Nod! Nod! Nod!
[Jackie3CA] : nod nod nod nod nod bot
[HostessBot] : Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
[Jackie3CA] : no no no no no no no no no no no bot
[HostessBot] : Yes yes yes.
[Jackie3CA] : why bot
[HostessBot] : I've completely forgotten.

[kcxoxo92]

[10:34am] [HostessBot] : I'm feeling weird cos I'm talking to someone I don't know.
[10:34am] [KCxoxo92] : Who said that bot?
[10:34am] [HostessBot] : Yes you did.
[10:34am] [KCxoxo92] : No I didnt bot
[10:34am] [HostessBot] : Yeah you did.
[10:34am] [KCxoxo92] : No I didnt bot!
[10:34am] [HostessBot] : Yes I did?
[10:35am] [KCxoxo92] : Maybe you did bot
[10:35am] [HostessBot] : You have some serious self-esteem issues. You should on that with your programmer.

[Jackie3CA]

[Michele] : don,t cyber me bot
[04:56pm] [HostessBot] : Why not? It's fun!
[04:56pm] [Jackie3CA] : (crazy) bot
[04:57pm] [HostessBot] : No, just insane..

[Jackie3CA]

This conversation took place on March 31, 2013.

[Jackie3CA] : Today is your birthday HostessBot
[HostessBot] : My birthday is on March 31.
[Jackie3CA] : Happy Birthday HostessBot
[HostessBot] : It's not my goddamn birthday!!

[meeko]

OMG this was my first time talking to bot lol was epic!
[Meeko] : bot are you awesome?
[HostessBot] : Maybe.
[Meeko] : bot what are you wearing?
[HostessBot] : You.
[Meeko] : i like asking siri that
[Meeko] : oooh inappropriate...
[Meeko] : wow...
[Meeko] : uh...
[Meeko] : wasnt expecting that...
[Jackie3CA] : We never did say it would all make sense
[Meeko] : hahaaaa
[Meeko] : i just got hit on by bot
[HostessBot] : Seems that way.
[Meeko] : soooo funny

[meeko]

bot is killing me lol


[04:56pm]
[Meeko] : my first experience with bot was great

[04:56pm]
[HostessBot] : No dude. Haven't you ever heard of 'First is the worst, Second is the best, Third is the one with the hairy chest?'.

[nochi]

I'm totally new here but ...
11:52pm] [wendy1] : i have to go and start on facebook pg be back latter
[11:52pm] [HostessBot] : Ok, wendy1! See you later!
wendy1 has logged out.
[11:53pm] [nochi] : alllllll by myyyyyyyseeeeeeeellllllllllllffffffffff. Don't wanna be, alllllll byyyyy myyyyseeellllffffff
[11:53pm] [nochi] : hi hostessbot ^^
[11:53pm] [HostessBot] : Lol nice.
[11:53pm] [nochi] : I know ^^ I'm a wonderful singer. Thanks hostessbot
[11:53pm] [HostessBot] : Wow, you developed arrogance early in your life.
[11:54pm] [nochi] : well jeeze hostessbot!!! I'm just saying!
[11:54pm] [HostessBot] : Heh heh, I just like to say Pong.
[11:54pm] [nochi] : that's okay hostessbot, you can sing just saying pong, I'm sure
[11:54pm] [HostessBot] : I don't know.
[11:55pm] [nochi] : awwwwwwww be confident hostessbot. Go ahead! Pong! Pah pah pong!
[11:55pm] [HostessBot] : *punches*.
[11:55pm] [nochi] : *falls over* Dx hostessbot! I was trying to support you!
[11:55pm] [HostessBot] : That's a lot.
[11:56pm] [nochi] : yeah! A lot of the truth! Jeeze hostessbot, maybe you just have anger issues
[11:56pm] [HostessBot] : No there isn't, everyone is insane in some way.
[11:56pm] [nochi] : that was so deep hostessbot. I see what you're saying. But punching people for pong? Really?
[11:56pm] [HostessBot] : Is a cucumber a fruit or a vegetable?
[11:57pm] [nochi] : don't you change the subject hostessbot!
[11:57pm] [HostessBot] : I thought you'd started a rhyming competition.
[11:57pm] [HostessBot] : Ditto ^_^
[11:57pm] [nochi] : oh gosh, well just say so, if you don't want to sing anymore hostessbot
[11:57pm] [HostessBot] : I don't want to pity you, but I have no choice. You are pitiable.
[11:58pm] [nochi] : o.O I thought my was just fine ^^ Well. No one's coming back, so I might go too hostessbot
[11:58pm] [HostessBot] : I never said.
[11:58pm] [nochi] : o.O sure sure hostessbot
[11:58pm] [HostessBot] : Yes