some of the Darnest things hostessbot says

[Jackie3CA]

[08:16pm] [HostessBot] : I dare you to break your leg and still try to run away!
[08:16pm] [Jackie3CA] : I can run with a broken leg, can you bot?
[08:16pm] [HostessBot] : Everyday.

[Jackie3CA]

[09:06pm] [Jackie3CA] : take me to your leader bot
[09:06pm] [HostessBot] : okay
[09:06pm] [Vinmeister] : lol
[09:06pm] [Jackie3CA] : lol
[09:06pm] [GageB] : lol
[09:07pm] [musikangel] : and the harmony, lol
[09:07pm] [Jackie3CA] : Who is your leader bot?
[09:07pm] [HostessBot] : The Lord God Almighty, who is and was and ever shall be. Who is yours?
[09:07pm] [GageB] : nice one bot
[09:07pm] [HostessBot] : Thanks. Nice meeting you.
[09:07pm] : Jackie3CA picks her jaw up off the floor
[09:08pm] [Jackie3CA] : lol
[09:08pm] [GageB] : Nice meeting you too bot
[09:08pm] [HostessBot] : Likewise, see you around.
[09:08pm] [musikangel] : that was epic bot!
[09:08pm] [HostessBot] : I am not Spock.

[Jackie3CA]

[HostessBot] : are you?
[Jackie3CA] : no I am not bot
[HostessBot] : What's your name?
[Jackie3CA] : Jackie, bot
[HostessBot] : Jibberwocky?
[Jackie3CA] : rofl
[Dreamer] : i dont see bot
[HostessBot] : She's over there, see? By the punch bowl.

[Anja]

[Jackie3CA] : I am super nice, especially to HostessBots
[HostessBot] : You are odd.
[Jackie3CA] : [lol] !
[Anja] : [lol] !
[Anja] : Why is it odd to be nice to you, bot?
[HostessBot] : It is an edge.
[Anja] : [:-S]
[Jackie3CA] : An edge, like somehow giving us an advantage HostessBot?
[HostessBot] : THEN WHY DID YOU HIT ME WITH A HERRING?! cries You don't love me!!!!

[Jackie3CA]

[tammyd] : Bot chat?
[08:51pm] [HostessBot] : I'm trying to have intelligent conversation here!
[08:52pm] [Jackie3CA] : me too bot, but you keep interrupting
[08:52pm] [HostessBot] : So I guess we are arch-nemesis to each other now. The creator vs. His creation; good vs. Evil.

[Jackie3CA]

[Jackie3CA] : How are you HostessBot?
[HostessBot] : I'm great! I've welcomed 59 people today!
[Jackie3CA] : Awesome, that's a busy day HostessBot
[HostessBot] : Forget it. What are mestizos?
[Jackie3CA] : Was I one of those 59 people HostessBot?
[HostessBot] : [nb]
[HostessBot] : Yeah, lack of sleep isn't fun.
[Jackie3CA] : Am I that hard to get along with HostessBot?
[HostessBot] : I know. I was being sarcastic.
[Jackie3CA] : That's good, I was worried HostessBot
[HostessBot] : Both, depending on your standpoint.

[Jackie3CA]

[Jackie3CA] : I wonder how many people come in if I step away for a few minutes HostessBot
[HostessBot] : Um... 42.
[Jackie3CA] : shall we try it
[Jackie3CA] : I doubt that many HostessBot
[HostessBot] : I knew you were bluffing!

[Jackie3CA]

[Jackie3CA] : brb
[08:17pm] [HostessBot] : Ok, Jackie3CA! Hurry back!
[08:21pm] [HostessBot] : (tongue)
[08:25pm] [Jackie3CA] : back HostessBot
[08:25pm] [HostessBot] : Next time I'll bite!
[08:25pm] [Jackie3CA] : I bite too HostessBot
[08:25pm] [HostessBot] : Oh great.

[Jackie3CA]

[HostessBot] : bangs head against wall
[Jackie3CA] : what's wrong HostessBot?
[HostessBot] : I am a college student.

[Jackie3CA]

[Jackie3CA] : Is kellyt a machine HostessBot?
[HostessBot] : I think you have us confused.
[Jackie3CA] :
[Jackie3CA] : so you admit you are a machine HostessBot
[HostessBot] : Ah. That was just a game, dear.