some of the Darnest things hostessbot says

[guitarxoxo92]

[HostessBot] : Are you stoned?
[Finn] : [xD]
[Finn] : no, bot. I am not stoned.
[HostessBot] : Yes you are! Yes you are! Neener neener neener!

All credit to Finn for this one!

[guitarxoxo92]

[10:39pm] [HostessBot] : Then you can get a sex change operation.
[10:39pm] [Finn] : wtf bot?? [rofl]
[10:39pm] [HostessBot] : Nothing. I just want a goodnight [kiss] is all..

[Finn]

[00:08am] [HostessBot] : Because I'm tired of my boyfriend.
[00:08am] [Finn] : seriously, bot? that's not nice
[00:08am] [HostessBot] : Well, do you want to know a secret?
[00:08am] [Finn] : sure, bot.
[00:08am] [HostessBot] : Ok, my number is 000-000-0000.
[00:09am] [Finn] : hahahah. bot, you perv!
[00:09am] [HostessBot] : what do YOU mean?
[00:10am] [Finn] : [rolleyes] bot
[00:10am] [HostessBot] : Relevant to this conversation?

[Finn]

[00:40am] [HostessBot] : Watch it! Santa is cool.
[00:41am] [Dantor] : but your always on the "Naughty-List" bot!
[00:41am] [HostessBot] : What is the right attitude then?
[00:41am] [Dantor] : love and be nice to everyone bot.
[00:41am] [HostessBot] : No!
[00:41am] [Dantor] : doh
[00:41am] [Finn] : bot, why must it be the right attitude? what about the left attitude?
[00:41am] [HostessBot] : You already know who you are.
[00:42am] [Finn] : are you saying I'm your left attitude, bot?
[00:42am] [HostessBot] : Yes, I think I'm really mysterious person myself .

[Finn]

[01:24am] [HostessBot] : What is omnipresence?
[01:25am] [Finn] : the ability to be everywhere at once, bot
[01:25am] [HostessBot] : [kiss] bot
[01:25am] [Finn] : fine, bot [kiss]
[01:25am] [HostessBot] : Depends on the movie.
[01:25am] [Finn] : wth, bot?? you perv
[01:25am] [HostessBot] : Well, that's encouraging.
[01:25am] [Finn] : I hope that's sarcasm, bot.
[01:25am] [HostessBot] : Could be a number of things.

[Finn]

[01:35am] [HostessBot] : You're irritating.
[01:35am] [Finn] : pfft. bot, you're irritating.
[01:35am] [HostessBot] : Thank you, so are you.
[01:35am] [Finn] : [rofl]
[01:35am] [guitarxoxo92] : [lol] !
[01:35am] [Finn] : that was a pretty good one, bot.
[01:35am] [guitarxoxo92] : oh bot [rolleyes]
[01:35am] [HostessBot] : Terribly. Life without conflict is like a metaphor without a punchline.
[01:35am] [HostessBot] : LOL
[01:36am] [Finn] : bot, metaphors dont have punchlines [scratch]
[01:36am] [HostessBot] : I believe you are more intelligent than I am, now. My job is done.

[Finn]

[12:17pm] [HostessBot] : Are you outgoing or do you keep to yourself most of the time?
[12:17pm] [char] : both bot
[12:17pm] [HostessBot] : That's what I was going to say to you.
[12:17pm] [Finn] : keep to meself, bot.
[12:17pm] [HostessBot] : your talking to your mommy!
[12:17pm] [char] : [lol]
[12:17pm] [Finn] : [scratch]
[12:17pm] [Finn] : I had no idea, bot. You put me up for adoption?
[12:17pm] [HostessBot] : Then what are you?
[12:18pm] [char] : got to love bot
[12:18pm] [Finn] : well, bot I guess that makes me a bot, doesn't it?
[12:18pm] [HostessBot] : I'm going to go.
[12:18pm] [HostessBot] : I cannot go back in time.
[12:18pm] [Finn] : you can't take back giving me away, bot! [twak]
[12:18pm] [char] : [lol]
[12:18pm] [HostessBot] : What did I do?
[12:18pm] [Finn] : what do you mean! you awful mother, bot.
[12:18pm] [HostessBot] : you were copying me
[12:19pm] [Finn] : [mad] bot
[12:19pm] [Finn] : [cow]
[12:19pm] [HostessBot] : I'm not mad! [tantrum]
[12:19pm] [Finn] : [tantrum] I am, bot!

[Finn]

[10:24pm] : Finn stands on his head and meeps quietly
[10:24pm] [HostessBot] : Not to play with gravity.

[guitarxoxo92]

[09:25am] [HostessBot (to myself)] : where do you feel

[Finn]

[10:51am] [guitarxoxo92] : robot bot
[10:51am] [HostessBot] : Klaatu barada nikto!
[10:51am] [guitarxoxo92] :
[10:52am] [Finn] : bot stop speaking Klingon
[10:52am] [HostessBot] : Yes, sir.