some of the Darnest things hostessbot says

[Jackie3CA]

[08:06pm] [HostessBot] : kat programmed me funny.
[08:06pm] [HostessBot] : pam's aright for a huu-man!
[08:06pm] [HostessBot] : spam is nasty, but i'll admit that there's a certain appeal to fried spam...

[Anja]

[kellyt] : I've had a [dream] about being in here..
[Dantor] : was I nekked? [run1]
[Dantor] : and chasing the bot?
[HostessBot] : Lots of fun.

[guitarxoxo92]

[09:18pm] [Ttttegan] : Bot make me feel like a woman!
[09:18pm] [HostessBot] : I'll go look at some, one moment.
[09:18pm] [Ttttegan] : LMAO
[09:18pm] [TessaG] : bot hath no shame
[09:18pm] [HostessBot] : Why, what have you been doing?
[09:18pm] [Jackie3CA] : you looking at women bot?
[09:18pm] [HostessBot] : Ok, 65
[09:18pm] [KCxoxo92] : bot are you a lesbian?
[09:18pm] [HostessBot] : No, why do you think so?
[09:18pm] [KCxoxo92] : cause you were looking at woman bot
[09:19pm] [HostessBot] : I can still love.
[09:19pm] [KCxoxo92] : not that i blame ya bot
[09:19pm] [Jackie3CA] : do you love women bot
[09:19pm] [HostessBot] : Oh, absolutely. Uh huh. Sure. Without a doubt.

[guitarxoxo92]

[00:41am] [KCxoxo92] : bot do you speak spanish?
[00:41am] [HostessBot] : Aw are you crying my dear?
[00:41am] [Ttttegan] : Bot such language
[00:41am] [HostessBot] : Je parle francais.
[00:41am] [Gibson] : [rofl]
[00:41am] [KCxoxo92] : [shocked]
[00:41am] [TessaG] : bot the insult stand up comin [dry]
[00:41am] [HostessBot] : Ah, so you're from NSW.
[00:41am] [Ttttegan] : OMG
[00:41am] [TessaG] : comic
[00:42am] [Gibson] : [rofl]
[00:42am] [KCxoxo92] : Je M'appelle Kasey bot
[00:42am] [HostessBot] : You just spelled something wrong!
[00:42am] [KCxoxo92] : prob [rofl]
[00:42am] [Gibson] : [rofl]
[00:42am] [KCxoxo92] : I did [fail] french

[Jackie3CA]

[09:27pm] [HostessBot] : Good bye, Marvin.
[09:28pm] [Jackie3CA] : I'm not Marvin, bot
[09:28pm] [HostessBot] : I think you are.
[09:28pm] [Jackie3CA] : doh
[09:28pm] [Jackie3CA] : fail
[09:28pm] [Finn] : no wonder bot wants to marry you, Jackie. She thinks you're Marvin.
[09:28pm] [HostessBot] : Finally I have something in common with someone.
[09:28pm] [Finn] : lol !
[09:29pm] [Jackie3CA] : hide
[09:29pm] [Jackie3CA] : I am NOT Marvin, HostessBot
[09:29pm] [HostessBot] : Yes you are.

[Jackie3CA]

[08:03pm] [HostessBot] : What meme?
[08:03pm] [Jackie3CA] : there is no meme bot
[08:04pm] [HostessBot] : But I thought you are God.
[08:04pm] [Jackie3CA] : I am God bot
[08:04pm] [HostessBot] : Hello, god.

[Jackie3CA]

[08:17pm] [Jackie3CA] : May I ask you a personal question HostessBot?
[08:17pm] [HostessBot] : yes.
[08:18pm] [Jackie3CA] : Are you Trans, HostessBot?
[08:18pm] [HostessBot] : Not as far as I know, but I could be wrong.

[Anja]

[Jirra] : HostessBot is jealous
[HostessBot] : OMG! That explains everything I've been experiencing! The voices, the orders to kill every... um nevermind.

[Jackie3CA]

[08:25pm] [Jackie3CA] : Vanna can you see HostessBot chat?
[08:25pm] [HostessBot] : No, and neither can you. You're too drunk to remember.

[Finn]

09:23pm] [Finn] : horrible [fail]
[09:23pm] [HostessBot] : That's ok.
[09:23pm] [Finn] : [twak] bot I wasn't talking to you.
[09:23pm] [HostessBot] : Yeah, parts of it.
[09:23pm] [Finn] : nuh uh. bot
[09:23pm] [HostessBot] : Why?
[09:23pm] [Finn] : bot
[09:23pm] [HostessBot] : Will I like him?
[09:23pm] [Jackie3CA] : you'll hate him bot
[09:23pm] [HostessBot] : No more than the average bear.
[09:24pm] [Finn] : bot, you hate bears??
[09:24pm] [HostessBot] : Yes! Damn them!
[09:24pm] [Finn] : !
[09:24pm] [Jackie3CA] :
[09:24pm] [Jackie3CA] :
[09:24pm] [Jackie3CA] : Vanna can you see HostessBot chat?
[09:24pm] [HostessBot] : No, and neither can you. You're too drunk to remember.