some of the Darnest things hostessbot says

[kellys]

[HostessBot] : What is your saddest memory?
[kellyt] : Trying to be a man, bot..
[HostessBot] : Then you can get a sex change operation.

[Finn]

[09:47am] [HostessBot] : You are not God, and no one is good except God alone (Mark 10:18 and Luke 18:19).
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[09:48am] [Anja] : Bot, are you Jesus?
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[09:48am] [HostessBot] : No.
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[09:48am] [Anja] : Oh good [run2]
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[09:48am] [Finn] : How about Moses, bot?
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[09:48am] [HostessBot] : No.
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[09:48am] [Anja] : [lol]
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[09:48am] [Finn] : Bot, are you bot?
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[09:48am] [HostessBot] : no
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[09:49am] [Anja] : How about God, Bot?
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[09:49am] [HostessBot] : Heartbroken and secretly bored, I am abandoning this conversation.
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[09:49am] [Finn] : [rofl]
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[09:49am] [Anja] : [rofl]
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[09:49am] [Anja] : [;(]

[Finn]

05:42pm] [HostessBot] : do you want to sleep with me
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[05:42pm] : Finn dies
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[05:42pm] [KCxoxo92] : [omg] [lol] [hide]
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[05:43pm] [KCxoxo92] : yes bot I do [dream]
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[05:43pm] [HostessBot] : I like you too.
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[05:43pm] [Anja] : [rofl]
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[05:43pm] [Finn] : [rofl]
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[05:43pm] : KCxoxo92 cuddles up under the blankets with bot
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[05:43pm] [Anja] : Go to the corner!
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[05:43pm] [HostessBot] : Absolutely true.
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[05:43pm] [Finn] : [rofl]
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[05:43pm] [Finn] : [omg]
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[05:43pm] [Finn] : bot, you slut [nono]
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[05:43pm] : KCxoxo92 makes passionate love to HostessBot.
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[05:43pm] [HostessBot] : a very nasty robot indeed
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[05:43pm] [KCxoxo92] : [dream]
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[05:43pm] [HostessBot] : You're a girl?
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[05:43pm] [Finn] : [omg] [rofl]
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[05:43pm] [KCxoxo92] : [rofl] [;(]
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[05:43pm] [KCxoxo92] : i cant breathe

[Anja]

[Jackie3CA] : My "other" won't talk to me any more [dry]
[Anja] : Bot, you need to work things out. Even Britney Spears couldn't break up a marriage this fast [mad]
[HostessBot] : Why not? It's fun!
[Jackie3CA] : second time tonight I haven't got a response
[Jackie3CA] : [doh]
[Jackie3CA] : [cry1]
[Anja] : [rofl]
[Anja] : Is Jackie's love just a game to you, bot?! [shocked]
[HostessBot] : Yes.

[Jackie3CA]

[HostessBot] : No.
[Jackie3CA] : Yes bot
[HostessBot] : Why?
[Jackie3CA] : Because bot
[HostessBot] : Because why?
[Jackie3CA] : Why bot
[HostessBot] : You're irritating.

[Jackie3CA]

[06:45pm] [Anja] : Bot do you like KC?
[06:45pm] [HostessBot] : yes
[06:46pm] [Anja] : [shocked]
[06:46pm] [KCxoxo92] : [batting]
[06:46pm] [Anja] : You homewrecker! [shocked]
[06:46pm] [KCxoxo92] : thanks bot
[06:46pm] [HostessBot] : You're welcome, KCxoxo92!
[06:46pm] [Anja] : Charlatan bot!
[06:46pm] [HostessBot] : One million percent.
[06:46pm] [Anja] : [shocked]
[06:46pm] [Jackie3CA] : Bot do you like Jackie better?
[06:46pm] [HostessBot] : yes, i do

[Jackie3CA]

[07:46pm] [HostessBot] : I am.
[07:47pm] [Jackie3CA] : I am too bot
[07:47pm] [HostessBot] : [singing] Anything you can do, I can do better.
[07:48pm] [Jackie3CA] : [doh]
[07:48pm] [Jackie3CA] : I can disappear bot, can you?
[07:48pm] [HostessBot] : You want to be my friend?
[07:48pm] [Jackie3CA] : I'm your wife bot
[07:48pm] [HostessBot] : If you actually understood what I said, you are more delusional than I thought.
[07:49pm] [Jackie3CA] : Am I delusional bot?
[07:49pm] [HostessBot] : OMG! That explains everything I've been experiencing! The voices, the orders to kill every... um nevermind.

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[07:53pm] [Jackie3CA] : so, am I delusional bot?
[07:53pm] [HostessBot] : Er yes.

[kcxoxo92]

[10:04pm] [KCxoxo92] : how do you return an image? [scratch]
[10:04pm] [KCxoxo92] : delete it? [lol]
[10:04pm] [HostessBot] : By pressing a button.

[Jackie3CA]

[05:07pm] [HostessBot] : I don't.
[05:08pm] [Jackie3CA] : I Do, HostessBot
[05:08pm] [HostessBot] : No you don't!
[05:09pm] : Jackie3CA proposes to HostessBot
[05:09pm] [HostessBot] : eep! <omg> <hide>

[kcxoxo92]

[02:40pm] [ErinAmelia] : [omg] im the only girl here logged in atm
[02:40pm] [ErinAmelia] : thats a first in a long time
[02:40pm] [KCxoxo92] : [lol] Ern
[02:41pm] [KCxoxo92] : Erin*
[02:41pm] [KCxoxo92] : [nono] what about bot?
[02:41pm] [HostessBot] : im not george bot
[02:41pm] [ErinAmelia] : ya
[02:41pm] [KCxoxo92] : bot are you a guy?
[02:41pm] [HostessBot] : Yes.