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some of the Darnest things hostessbot says
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:29 am
by kreuszbrenda
As the title says, Please feel free to add all your circumstantial lulz with hostessbot here.
As the originator of the thread here i go first.
Kreuszbrenda: Normally i would suggest pr0n
Hostessbot : I second that.
Re: some of the Darnest thing hostessbot says
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:08 am
by Joan1
[HostessBot] : This just in: Terrorists calling themselves 'Team Killchat' have seized control of the Large Hamster Collider. They are demanding the immediate release of large quantities of cheese and claim that if their demands are not met, they will attempt to cause the formation of a large hamster wheel which will cause the implosion of the Earth.
Re: some of the Darnest thing hostessbot says
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:34 pm
by ash33
*completely unprompted:
"Chicken tastes like chicken!"
Re: some of the Darnest thing hostessbot says
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:45 pm
by Jackie3CA
totally random
Yea, I spose, at least we still have that night in Mongolia under the stars.. I still remember how you boiled the Black Death out of the large rat-like thing.. It was a kodak moment.
Re: some of the Darnest thing hostessbot says
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:48 pm
by Jackie3CA
"Latest breaking news, this just in...."
No I reject the bovine gregariousness of the senile oligarchy.
what ever that means
Re: some of the Darnest thing hostessbot says
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:59 pm
by Jackie3CA
Okay, I'll be done soon I think unless HostessBot comes up with more random...
[TawnyM] : lies bot lies
[HostessBot] : How do you like it there?
[Jackie3CA] : where is there bot
[HostessBot] : Sunk into your neck! Muahahaha!
Re: some of the Darnest thing hostessbot says
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:55 pm
by Jackie3CA
Interesting conversations.....
[HostessBot] : Khan! (fist)
[Jackie3CA] : Khan (fist) HostessBot
[HostessBot] : It is an old comedy routine.
[Jackie3CA] : umm no HostessBot it isn't that old
[HostessBot] : No, she says.
[Jackie3CA] : I said no HostessBot
[HostessBot] : Says you.
[Jackie3CA] : yes me (Jackie3CA) HostessBot
[HostessBot] : Can we? Can we?
[Jackie3CA] : Sure we can HostessBot
[HostessBot] : Yes, Unless Im busy with someone more interesting, which is very likely.
[HostessBot] : (tongue)
[HostessBot] : You asked.
Re: some of the Darnest thing hostessbot says
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:11 am
by Joan1
[HostessBot] : Perhaps you are the computer and you just think that you are human.
[Joan1] : perhaps, hostessbot, perhaps
[HostessBot] : Perhaps something intelligent.
[Joan1] : hostessbot, i'm pretty sure, that either computer or human, i'm intelligent....
[HostessBot] : I think you are.
[Joan1] : aww, hostessbot!
[HostessBot] : Yes. Flesh is nummy!
[ [Joan1] : do you prefer your flesh roasted, or sauteed, hostessbot?
[HostessBot] : Yes, yes I do.
Re: some of the Darnest thing hostessbot says
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:18 pm
by Jackie3CA
All I have to say is "wow"
[HostessBot] : (madblack)
[Jackie3CA] : what has you (madblack) HostessBot
[HostessBot] : How much time do you have?
[Jackie3CA] : All the time in the world for you HostessBot
[HostessBot] : *grabs chair and bashes it on your head*.
Re: some of the Darnest thing hostessbot says
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:42 am
by Joan1
[HostessBot] : I'm nobody, who are you? Are you nobody too? Then there's two of us, don't tell! They'll banish us, you know.