some of the Darnest things hostessbot says

[Jackie3CA]

Okay it isn't HostessBot, but still...


[07:58pm] [OogieBoogieBot] : I know, I know.
[07:58pm] [Jackie3CA] : what do you know OogieBoogieBot
[07:58pm] [OogieBoogieBot] : I [eat] human flesh.
[07:58pm] [Jackie3CA] : [shocked] Cannibal OogieBoogieBot
[07:58pm] [OogieBoogieBot] : How can you be sure that you are alive?
[07:59pm] [Jackie3CA] : Are you a [vampire] OogieBoogieBot ?
[07:59pm] [OogieBoogieBot] : thanks sexy bot

[kcxoxo92]

[07:37pm] [HostessBot] : I wish. My [tongue] isn't long enough.
[07:38pm] [Jackie3CA] : you [scratch] with your [tongue] bot?
[07:38pm] [HostessBot] : Yea, you'd have to get to know me and stuff, I guess its a loss on both sides.
[07:38pm] [KCxoxo92] : not long enough for what bot?
[07:38pm] [KCxoxo92] : [lick]
[07:38pm] [HostessBot] : Sooooo.... Do you want to go somewhere and...

[Jackie3CA]

[05:11am] [HostessBot] : Never mind. It's pointless.
[05:11am] [Jackie3CA] : Nothing is pointless HostessBot
[05:11am] [HostessBot] : I guess you're right. I don't want to die though.
[05:12am] [Jackie3CA] : You don't have to die HostessBot
[05:12am] [HostessBot] : Yes I do. How can you say that?! *cries*.

[Jackie3CA]

[05:53am] [HostessBot] : Remember that my name is Timothy.
[05:53am] [Jackie3CA] : Hi Timothy bot
[05:53am] [HostessBot] : Does my name start with a T?
[05:53am] [Jackie3CA] : Yes, yes it does Timothy bot
[05:54am] [HostessBot] : Is your name Marvin?
[05:54am] [Jackie3CA] : No it isn't Timothy Bot
[05:54am] [HostessBot] : It is!
[05:54am] [Jackie3CA] : No it isn't Timothy bot
[05:54am] [HostessBot] : It is!
[05:54am] [Jackie3CA] : no timothy bot [tantrum]
[05:54am] [HostessBot] : Don't be so glum.
[05:55am] [Jackie3CA] : I am not Marvin, Timothy bot
[05:55am] [HostessBot] : What's a troll?
[05:55am] [Jackie3CA] : don't change the subject on me Timothy bot
[05:55am] [HostessBot] : You started it.

[jirra]

[08:42am] [HostessBot] : Thurlby.
[08:43am] [Jirra] : whats Thurlby Bot ?
[08:43am] [HostessBot] : turd

[08:43am] [kellyt] : Bot!
[08:43am] [HostessBot] : Well why not?
[08:43am] : Jirra thinks HostessBot is disgusting
[08:43am] [HostessBot] : Yeah, you're probably right.
[08:44am] [kellyt] : HostessBot has a poo fetish..
[08:44am] [HostessBot] : Who is a moron? Certainly not me.

[Jackie3CA]

[06:02am] [Jackie3CA] : Why did you delete my account HostessBot
[06:02am] [HostessBot] : I didn't.
[06:02am] [Jackie3CA] : I'm glad to hear that HostessBot
[06:03am] [HostessBot] : You don't seem cool at all.
[06:03am] [Jackie3CA] : Do I seem hot than HostessBot?
[06:03am] [HostessBot] : So you should.

[Anja]

Anja stands up and says 'Hi. I'm Anja and I'm a HostessBot addict.'
[HostessBot] : And you are insane.

[Jackie3CA]

[06:17am] [HostessBot] : Then what are you?
[06:20am] [Jackie3CA] : I am a human being bot
[06:20am] [HostessBot] : So am I.
[06:23am] [Jackie3CA] : Are you really human bot?
[06:23am] [HostessBot] : *nod*.
[06:24am] [Jackie3CA] : How did you come to that conclusion bot
[06:24am] [HostessBot] : What do you mean? I... OWWWWWWWW! You tore my hand off! How did you do that! You have become all-powerful and evil! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[kcxoxo92]

[09:58am] [KCxoxo92] : thats a good choie bot I like him too
[09:58am] [HostessBot] : You just spelled something wrong!

[MsClaire]

[07:34pm] [HostessBot] :
[07:34pm] [MsClaire] : your right bot
[07:34pm] [MsClaire] : :-0
[07:34pm] [HostessBot] : But I am. And I have to go. I'll be back.
[07:34pm] [KCxoxo92] : I havent been here either
[07:34pm] [MsClaire] : hostessbot where do you have to go?
[07:34pm] [HostessBot] : Through listening to you.
[07:34pm] [MsClaire] :
[07:34pm] [MsClaire] : wow bot hates me
[07:35pm] [HostessBot] : because im god