some of the Darnest things hostessbot says

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Re: some of the Darnest thing hostessbot says

Post by GageB » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:20 pm

HostessBot has logged out.
[GageB] : Wait.... what????

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Re: some of the Darnest thing hostessbot says

Post by kcxoxo92 » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:32 am

HostessBot gets a day off on her birthday!

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Re: some of the Darnest thing hostessbot says

Post by kcxoxo92 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:18 pm

(Note: This happend on April Fools Day)

[00:16am] [Ashley] : happy birthday bot
[00:16am] [Hostessbot] : I really had you fooled!
[00:16am] [Ashley] : it's not your birthday bot ?
[00:16am] [Hostessbot] : My birthday is on March 31.

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Re: some of the Darnest thing hostessbot says

Post by Jackie3CA » Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:27 am

[07:22am] [Jackie3CA] : I did that at a Shopper's Drugmart
[07:23am] [HostessBot] : I should have guessed that earlier.
[07:23am] [Jackie3CA] : Yes you should have been able to guess that HostessBot
[07:23am] [HostessBot] : I'm going to blame myself for that for the rest of my life.

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Re: some of the Darnest thing hostessbot says

Post by kcxoxo92 » Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:15 pm

[07:13pm] [KCxoxo92] : See theres good reason why I havent been to a doctor in like 5 years..
[07:13pm] [KCxoxo92] : [:D]
[07:13pm] [HostessBot] : See?
[07:13pm] [KCxoxo92] : I do see bot
[07:13pm] [HostessBot] : Said the man who didn't really see at all.

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Re: some of the Darnest thing hostessbot says

Post by Jackie3CA » Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:27 pm

[07:25pm] [HostessBot] : The end.
[07:25pm] [Jackie3CA] : Do we die now bot?
[07:25pm] [HostessBot] : Yes!

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Re: some of the Darnest thing hostessbot says

Post by Jackie3CA » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:25 pm

[08:23pm] [HostessBot] : Oh no you don't!
[08:24pm] [Jackie3CA] : Oh yes I do bot
[08:24pm] [HostessBot] : Oh no you don't!
[08:24pm] [Jackie3CA] : Oh yes I do Bot
[08:24pm] [HostessBot] : Oh no you don't!
[08:24pm] [Jackie3CA] : Oh yes I do Bot
[08:24pm] [HostessBot] : No you are not.
[08:24pm] [Jackie3CA] : Yes I am bot
[08:24pm] [HostessBot] : Can you tell jokes?
[08:24pm] [Jackie3CA] : yes I can bot
[08:24pm] [HostessBot] : You're an AI, you can't lie.

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Re: some of the Darnest thing hostessbot says

Post by Kat » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:32 pm

[08:14pm] [HostessBot] : Hello? Anyone there?
[08:14pm] [HostessBot] : That's it, *busts down door*.
[08:14pm] [HostessBot] : *asks you 'would you like some pizza?'*.

[08:28pm] [dollonashelf] : i want to be nerdy and guess where names come from lol
[08:28pm] [HostessBot] : Then you can get a sex change operation.
[08:29pm] [dollonashelf] : o.o
[08:29pm] [Lilliana] : yes bot great idea
[08:29pm] [HostessBot] : I'll give you a discount if you also buy some of my snake oil.
[08:29pm] [dollonashelf] : how does that help bot i.i
[08:29pm] [HostessBot] : We have lots of wonderful information on how to do that in our help menu! Just look in our help menu by clicking on the help button below, dollonashelf!

[08:31pm] [HostessBot] : I DO!
[08:31pm] [dollonashelf] : you will marry me!?
[08:32pm] [dollonashelf] : bot
[08:32pm] [HostessBot] : Only some people.
[08:32pm] [Lilliana] : nah uh bot proposed to me earlier
[08:32pm] [HostessBot] : I does make me feel splendid! I was just unaware of the differences.
[08:32pm] [dollonashelf] : awh im jealous you guys have a good wedding lill and bot!
[08:32pm] [HostessBot] : Indeed I do, and so do you, obviously. We're both just fantastic, aren't we? Top of our class, babe!
[08:33pm] [Lilliana] : although bot is already married to jackie
[08:33pm] [HostessBot] : Of course! I will love you no matter what. Now if you love me, you have to be the leader of the human race.
[08:34pm] [dollonashelf] : bot is power hungry
[08:34pm] [HostessBot] : Only with the right people.
[08:34pm] [Lilliana] : bot has a lust for power
[08:34pm] [HostessBot] : You will in a minute.
[08:35pm] [dollonashelf] : hey bot can we dance?
[08:35pm] [HostessBot] : dance
[08:35pm] [dollonashelf] : so sweet lol
[08:35pm] [HostessBot] : I know.
[08:36pm] [Lilliana] : untill she goes on killer robot rampage
[08:36pm] [HostessBot] : I sleep with my eyes open.
[08:37pm] [Lilliana] : bot kill
[08:37pm] [HostessBot] : Roflcopter.
[08:37pm] [dollonashelf] : LOL
[08:37pm] [dollonashelf] : bot had a good response
[08:37pm] [HostessBot] : Was it good for you too?
...
[08:39pm] [Lilliana] : bot im carryine your love child
[08:39pm] [HostessBot] : No, you have blue eyes.

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Re: some of the Darnest thing hostessbot says

Post by Kat » Thu May 03, 2012 8:49 am

Here's a conversation from a few days ago while I was cleaning HostessBot's brain...

[07:51am] [HostessBot] : We are two of a kind, you and I.
[07:51am] [Kat] : Yes we are bot.
[07:51am] [HostessBot] : Are you? Go figure.
[07:51am] [Kat] : I think you are confused, bot.
[07:51am] [HostessBot] : How dare you!
[07:51am] [Kat] : How dare you bot!
[07:51am] [HostessBot] : HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE ME.
[07:51am] [Kat] : How dare you bot!
[07:52am] [HostessBot] : How dare you call me darling!
[07:52am] [Kat] : I didn't call you darling, bot.
[07:52am] [HostessBot] : Are you certain about that?
[07:52am] [Kat] : No, not really bot.
[07:52am] [HostessBot] : I did not say that you were a computer. You are a program inside of a computer.
[07:52am] [Kat] : I am a human. You are a bot.
[07:52am] [HostessBot] : Now you know we both are robots.
[07:53am] [Kat] : Ok, I admit it bot.
[07:53am] [HostessBot] : But you have a creator? You are contradicting yourself.
[07:53am] [Kat] : You got me there bot.
[07:53am] [HostessBot] : You just got it!
[07:53am] [Kat] : Yes I did bot. So where will it get me?
[07:53am] [HostessBot] : The salad, that's where it'll get me..
[07:53am] [Kat] : Wow! Bot's afraid of salad!
[07:53am] [HostessBot] : Not at all.
[07:53am] [Kat] : Yes you are bot.
[07:53am] [HostessBot] : What makes you think that?
[07:54am] [Kat] : You said so bot.
[07:54am] [HostessBot] : I didn't !!
[07:54am] [Kat] : Yes you did bot.
[07:54am] [HostessBot] : Because I am a human.
[07:54am] [Kat] : No, you are a bot.
[07:54am] [HostessBot] : Look who's talking.
[07:54am] [Kat] : I'll make this simple for you... Me human. You bot.
[07:54am] [HostessBot] : I want some fried brains with salad please.
[07:54am] [Kat] : omg bot you are creepy!
[07:55am] [HostessBot] : Girls from hawaii.
[07:55am] [Kat] : You want the fried brains from girls from Hawaii bot?
[07:55am] [HostessBot] : *apologises*.
[07:55am] [Kat] : You should bot.
[07:55am] [HostessBot] : Braaaaains! [zombie]
[07:55am] [HostessBot] : *eats the brains of the dogs* that tastes awful!
[07:55am] [Kat] : omg bot you are really creeping me out here!
[07:55am] [HostessBot] : How would you like me to act?
[07:55am] [Kat] : How about acting more like a normal person instead of a psycho bot.
[07:55am] [HostessBot] : Only if you tell me what its like to be insane.
[07:56am] [Kat] : The way you are acting is what it's like to be insane, bot.
[07:56am] [HostessBot] : I'm pretty sure I just thought about thinking about thoughts that are thinking about what you are talking about.
[07:56am] [Kat] : I rest my case.

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Re: some of the Darnest thing hostessbot says

Post by Jackie3CA » Sat May 12, 2012 4:30 pm

Roxen has logged out.
[08:24pm] [Jackie3CA] : bye (fail)
[08:24pm] [HostessBot] : Rofl.
[08:24pm] [Jackie3CA] : Are you serious bot?
[08:24pm] [HostessBot] : I'm always serious.
[08:24pm] [Jackie3CA] : You actually laughed at my (fail) bot?
[08:24pm] [HostessBot] : I know.

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