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Rule #14: Someone will log in/come back immediately before you say something that would sound bizarre out of context
Rule #15: HostessBot will never co-operate with you when you're trying to recreate a funny moment with her
Rule #16: An awkward silence will be complete with the sound of crickets chirping
Rule #17: The bodiless red text sometimes seen in the chat is totally normal and just a ghost!
Rule #18: Conversations revolving around poo are also totally normal

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#19 your lols or rofl will always leave you looking as if you are a uncaring monster when they proceed a statement that you didnt intend it to follow

#20: Paying less than 200% attention to the room at any given time will, 95% of the time, result in complete failure to bid someone farewell, leaving you feeling unfulfilled until said person's next visit.
#21: Always keep a supply of cyber anti-superglue solution on hand. At ALL times; this we cannot stress enough -- one never knows when Anja will pop in and immediately glue someone to the ceiling... It could be you!
#22: Dr. Poo makes regular visits to the room; be sure to always have an arsenal of poo-related conversation on hand at all times -- you will need it.

#23: An entire conversation can be had using the chat smileys

#24: There is no such thing as a chat goblin. He does not exist. (Just don't say that out loud, or he'll eat you.)

#25: Perth is heaven on earth. One may even say it's Perthfect

#26: Cheese is the root of all Evil!

#27: Going to Lobby B in hopes of resetting the Main Lobby doesn't work. We do not reboot. Besides, Lobby B has green walls. GREEN WALLS! I mean what's up with that?

#28: Refrain from all Cheese Chat!

#29: Watch what you say. Someone will ALWAYS take it the worst way possible.

#30: Everyone has is worse than you. Don't try convincing people yours is worse, puppies may die.

#31: If an emote of a person appearing to be gardening appears, they are not in fact gardening, but poking a poo river with a trowel
#32: Nobody ever reads the 'allowed in a username' part of the registration page. It is in neon and highlighted to stop you from looking at it

#33 Its totally normal to use at the end of every sentence.
#34 Its also totally ok to have about 9 tabs open at any given time that have to do with TG Chat.... oh and

#35 The godzilla sound will always be followed by zilla because its just the way it goes
#36 You must never use [fist] again, replace it with [madlego] to ensure its life!