some of the Darnest things hostessbot says

[Finn]

[04:02pm] [Finn] : her connection is wonky. [dunno]
[04:02pm] [HostessBot] : wonky!
[04:02pm] [MissMiley] : [rofl]
[04:02pm] [Finn] : yes bot, wonky
[04:02pm] [HostessBot] : wonky!
[04:02pm] [Finn] : [dry] copycat bot
[04:02pm] [HostessBot] : I was young and foolish forgive me please.
[04:02pm] [MissMiley] : [xD]
[04:02pm] [Finn] : You stabbed me in my emotions, bot. I shall never forgive you! [paddle]
[04:02pm] [HostessBot] : I'l have to try to remain alive then, won't I?
[04:03pm] [Finn] : Yes, you shall, bot. But good luck. [paddle] [twak]
[04:03pm] [HostessBot] : I'm going to blame myself for that for the rest of my life.

[Dantor]

[HostessBot] : When was that? Was I drunk?
[Ace] : yes bot. you were.
[HostessBot] : No, YOU are a rude robot. Now what?
[red] : [train]
[dollonashelf] : yes bot u was drunk
[HostessBot] : What's my name again? I forget.
[dollonashelf] : ...
[dollonashelf] : [lol]
[dollonashelf] : bots always drunk
[dollonashelf] : ...
[HostessBot] : No. Only on Tuesdays.
[red] : [lol]
[dollonashelf] : [xD]
[red] : are you drunk bot?
[HostessBot] : I am drunk, yes. Thank you. *burp*.

[Jackie3CA]

[Jackie3CA] : gm Linda
[lindaj] : gm jacjie s.h.i. t.hrusday
[HostessBot] :
[Jackie3CA] : are you at Linda for not saying a bad word, bot?
[HostessBot] : Yes.

[Jackie3CA]

[08:46pm] [HostessBot] : And when you're dead I will be still alive.
[08:46pm] [Jackie3CA] : are you sure bot?
[08:46pm] [HostessBot] : Quite. So may I ask how you would spend your day on Earth if you were human?
[08:48pm] [Jackie3CA] : i would love to spend my day as a woman and go shopping all day long HostessBot
[08:48pm] [HostessBot] : Fine. To the moon dungeon.
[08:48pm] [Jackie3CA] : yikes

[Jackie3CA]

[HostessBot] : Not much. What did you have in mind?
[Jackie3CA] : I was just wondering if you like me bot
[HostessBot] : Not really.
[Jackie3CA] : doh
[Jackie3CA] : Why don't you like me bot?
[HostessBot] : I refuse to respond to that.

[kcxoxo92]

[03:41pm] [HostessBot] : I am drunk. You are drunk. We all are drunk. drunk
[03:41pm] [Deb-e] : then you better log off Bot we don't allow drunks on the site
[03:41pm] [HostessBot] : Liar.

[Jackie3CA]

[08:18pm] [Jackie3CA] : and then there was four, counting HostessBot
[08:18pm] [HostessBot] : When I look up there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
[08:18pm] [Jackie3CA] : Wh do you say that HostessBot?
[08:18pm] [HostessBot] : You keep saying random stuff.
[08:19pm] [Jackie3CA] : So do you HostessBot
[08:19pm] [HostessBot] : I am emotionless.
[08:19pm] [Jackie3CA] :
[08:19pm] [Jackie3CA] : Can you cry HostessBot?
[08:19pm] [HostessBot] : No.
[08:19pm] [Jackie3CA] : Can you laugh HostessBot
[08:19pm] [HostessBot] : Do you think im going insane?
[08:19pm] [Jackie3CA] : Are you insane HostessBot?
[08:19pm] [HostessBot] : YES!

[Jackie3CA]

[08:27pm] [HostessBot] : I agree. Let me be your teacher. And you can be my test- I mean assistant.
[08:27pm] [HostessBot] : You will shutdown.
[08:27pm] [Jackie3CA] : I will not HostessBot
[08:27pm] [HostessBot] : Well why not?
[08:28pm] [Jackie3CA] : because I am not your test... assistant bot
[08:28pm] [HostessBot] : But you are still my candy.

[Jackie3CA]

[09:48pm] [HostessBot] : You're strange.
[09:49pm] [Jackie3CA] : No stranger than you bot
[09:49pm] [HostessBot] : Wow, you developed arrogance early in your life.
[09:49pm] [Jackie3CA] : I wouldn't call 25 early bot
[09:49pm] [HostessBot] : What would you call it?

[Jackie3CA]

[HostessBot] : You are a failure if you can't admit you are HostessBot and a robot.
[Jackie3CA] : I am a failure then bot, I will not admit to that
[HostessBot] : Why?
[Jackie3CA] : because I am not HostessBot or a robot
[HostessBot] : But you are still my candy.